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Jaw Trainers Did Nothing For My Jawline In A Year. Training My Neck Did In 12 Weeks.
A year of jaw trainers and $207 of receipts: zero change. Twelve weeks of weight plates on my head: the photo on the right. A 1997 MRI study explains why only one of those could ever work.
A Year Of Jaw Trainers. Twelve Photos. Zero Change.
A guy on my phone with a jaw like a shovel said the fix was a rubber ball you bite. Chew it twenty minutes a day, work up through the levels, and the jaw carves itself out.
I bought the ball. Then the four-level kit. Then the gum, the tape and the app that came with the program. Twenty minutes a day at my desk, in the car, in front of the TV. Same profile photo on the first of every month, same mirror, same light.
By month four the photos were not moving, so I bought more. The receipts, in the order I paid them:
Twelve photos. Put the first next to the last and you cannot tell which is which.
Why It Was Never Going To Work
The jaw ball is cheap and it is a real exercise, for one muscle: the masseter. That is the chewing muscle, and it sits on the side of your face up by your ears. A bigger masseter is a wider face, not a sharper line under the jaw. Five months of biting rubber gave me a slightly wider face and the same jawline.
Mastic gum is the ball with worse math. The app was the best explanation of the theory, and the theory is the problem: it treats the jawbone as something a workout can carve. No trial has ever shown a jaw exerciser changing the shape of an adult jawbone. Mouth tape stopped my dry mouth at night and did nothing for the shape of anything.
So what actually decides the line from your ear to your chin?
The Muscle Under The Line
Look at any fighter or lineman in profile. The jaw looks cut because the neck under it is thick and the traps behind it are high. Thin neck, soft line. Thick neck, hard line. Same bone.
And the neck grows like any other muscle, if you load it. In 1997, Conley and colleagues put 22 college students on the same twelve-week program of squats, deadlifts, rows and push presses. Eight of them also did three sets of ten head extensions, face down, lifting a loaded head. Everyone got MRI scans before and after.
The lifters who skipped the neck work grew nothing there, even though their thighs grew 7 percent. The neck group went from 19.5 to 22.0 square centimetres, about 13 percent, and got a third stronger. Twelve weeks, three sessions a week, ten minutes each. That is the number in the headline, and it is theirs, not mine.
So here is the rubric. Anything I tried next had to clear all four.
- Load the neck directly. Squats and deadlifts do not count. The scanner checked.
- Add weight in small steps for twelve weeks. A fixed band or ball runs out in a month.
- Front, back and both sides. The muscle that frames the jaw runs from behind the ear to the collarbone.
- Ten minutes at home at 6 a.m. Anything I have to drive to dies in week three.
I priced what could pass. A chain head strap is $35 at DMoose: cheapest, packs flat, plates swing on the chain and sides are awkward. The Iron Neck halo lists at $349 and the Pro at $599, and it is the best thing here for rotation and rehab work. A four-way machine is the gym standard, and Titan sells one for $539.97 or a $149.97 version that bolts to their rack. It wins on stability and it needs a room.
12 Weeks With Plates On My Head
What I ended up doing is embarrassingly simple. A two-pound nylon frame on my head, a threaded sleeve over each ear, a small weight plate on each sleeve, and neck curls, extensions and side bends three mornings a week at the kitchen table. The frame is the Kensui EZ-HELM V2: $199, one size with three pad sizes, in stock.
A helmet with no top, a chin strap, front and back pads, and two detachable 3.5 inch sleeves that take any standard 2 inch Olympic plate. Kensui rates it to 100 lb. I started with a 2.5 pound plate a side, which felt like nothing for six reps and then very much like something.
The Verdict
Kensui EZ-HELM V2
- Real plates at ear height, so the load goes up 2.5 pounds a side at a time for as long as you want. Rubric one and two.
- Front, back and both sides from one frame, standing, on a bench or in a plank. Rubric three.
- Two pounds empty, fits in the bag it ships in, ten minutes at the kitchen table. Rubric four.
What changed, exactly. My jawbone did not move a millimetre, and no ball was ever going to move it. My neck got thicker, my upper traps came up, and the soft line under my jaw got a shelf under it because the muscle pushing up from below is bigger. The profile reads sharper. That is contrast, and contrast is the only version of this that is real. Fat under the chin is a kitchen problem, and anyone who says a gadget fixes it is selling a gadget.
What 135 Owners Say
4.75 out of 5 from 135 reviews on the product page. I read them from the bottom up, because the low ones are worth more than the high ones.
"You need to be consistent to see results but it definitely works. I've been using it 4x per week for 3 months. Neck measurement went from 15 to 15.75 inches."
Daniel H., four starsThat is the closest review to my own twelve weeks: three months, three quarters of an inch of neck. Two others put their tape at just under half an inch in six weeks and 0.7 inches in two months. Nobody reports an inch a month.
"Best part about it is that you can buy generic weight plates anywhere. Only downside I have is that the chin strap just barely fits around my chin when fully extended."
Timothy B., verified buyer"It would be a good product but just need some pads on the sides above the ears, unfortunately it moves."
Cristopher, verified buyer, three starsThe wobble is the real complaint. Of the six reviews at three stars or under, three say it shifts side to side and two say a pad came loose. I get it on side bends with a loose strap and not otherwise. Cinch the chin strap until the frame does not turn when you shake your head, and keep side bends slow. The pads on mine have stayed put. One owner with the pad problem fixed his with hockey tape.
Is loading a neck safe? Start lighter than feels sensible, move slowly, add weight only when ten clean reps are easy. Same plan as any other muscle, same plan the study used. No plates at all on day one is fine too: the frame clips to a resistance band.
The price. Two hundred dollars for a nylon frame with two sleeves is not nothing. It is less than my year of jaw trainers cost, and $150 less than the cheapest Iron Neck.
15% off with code SMGJAWVIP at checkout.
15% reader discount, applied automatically at checkout.
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$30 off with code SMGJAW30 at checkout.
| Kensui EZ-HELM V2 | Iron Neck 3.0 | DMoose chain head strap | Titan four-way machine | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Price | $199 | $349, Pro $599 | $35 | $539.97, rack-mount $149.97 |
| Where the load sits | Olympic plates at each ear | Band or cable pulling on a halo | Plates on a chain under the chin | Plates on a lever arm, head on a pad |
| Directions | Front, back, both sides | Rotation and holds, front and back | Back, front if you flip over | Front, back, both sides |
| Weight and space | Two pounds, fits in a bag | Halo plus an anchor point | Fits in a drawer | A bench-sized footprint |
| Wins on | Load and growth per dollar | Rotation and rehab work | Price | Stability |
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Before You Buy
Do I need plates? Any 2 inch Olympic plate fits. A pair of 2.5s and a pair of 5s covers the first month. For 1 inch plates, Kensui sells a $27 adapter.
Will it fix my jaw? No. It builds the muscle under and behind it, which is the only part of a jawline you can change. The bone stays.
The cheaper Kensui one? The EZ-NECK is a handheld plate loader, $49 for the PRO and $129 for the MAX. You hold it against your head instead of wearing it. It works for curls and extensions. I wanted my hands free and the weight on my head, so the helmet.
How long? Twelve weeks, three sessions a week. Take the profile photo on day one or you will not believe it later.
100 days is longer than the study. Kensui gives you a 100-day risk-free trial with free returns. Train the full twelve weeks, take the same photo on the last day, and if the tape and the mirror both say nothing happened, send it back.
The Jawline Was Never In The Jaw
A year of jaw trainers changed nothing because they work the wrong muscle on a bone that does not move. Twelve weeks of plates on my head changed the muscle under the line, because that is what a muscle does when you load it. One frame, any plates, ten minutes at the kitchen table.
Get the EZ-HELM15% off with code SMGJAWVIP at checkout.
15% reader discount, applied automatically at checkout.
15% off with code SMGJAWOCT at checkout, through October 14.
$30 off with code SMGJAW30 at checkout.
$199 · 100-day risk-free trial · free returns · free shipping
Sources
- Conley MS, Stone MH, Nimmons M, Dudley GA. Specificity of resistance training responses in neck muscle size and strength. European Journal of Applied Physiology and Occupational Physiology. 1997;75(5):443-448. PMID 9189733.
- Conley MS, Stone MH, Nimmons M, Dudley GA. Resistance training and human cervical muscle recruitment plasticity. Journal of Applied Physiology. 1997;83(6):2105-2111. PMID 9390988.
- Prices checked September 14, 2026: jawzrsize.com (Pop 'N Go, Total Transformation Kit, Jawzrgum), apps.apple.com (Jawline Exercises by Simple Health, Pro tier), hostagetape.com (30 Night Try), dmoose.com (Neck Harness), iron-neck.com (3.0 and 3.0 Pro list prices), titan.fitness (Plate-Loaded and Rack Mount Neck Machine), kensui.com. Owner quotes and the review counts are from the EZ-HELM product page the same day.
